Monday, February 02, 2009

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[Rachael, half credit goes to you- I hope you will find this funny!]

1 comment:

Bruno A. said...

Well, I read that post and it was fun like hell! :)

It would be nice to be able to kidnapp some of those celebrities we love very much... Johnny Depp would be one of my favourites! :)

And for ya, my Greek Goddess and my Queen, I would ask for Johnny Dragon's Kidnnapping. Imagine that man just for ya!!

Still love and miss you very much, honey!

Bruno